Claude's Worst Reel Ever

Build this in Layerz Canvas using the layerz-canvas MCP.

Have Claude make a 45-second, 1920×1080 "showreel" in Layerz Canvas that is intentionally, lovingly terrible, as if designed to get a résumé rejected. Then, in the last six seconds, Claude can't help itself.

The bad part (0–39s) should be carefully bad, every mistake a recognisable cliché:
- 0–5s: Title "MY SHOWREEL!!!" in a clashing lime #9DFF00 on magenta #FF00C8, centred slightly off-centre, rotating slowly for no reason. Spelled correctly, sadly.
- 5–11s: Every word of "I am a motion designer" flies in from a different edge with linear motion and no easing, overshoots the frame and comes back.
- 11–17s: A star shape spins at a constant speed while pulsing in size. A drop shadow so heavy it is darker than the star. Glow at 100%.
- 17–24s: "SKILLS" bar chart with bars that grow, shrink and grow again; one bar goes past the top of the artboard. Labels: "Keyframes", "More keyframes", "Fonts".
- 24–31s: A stick-figure character waves using two rotation keyframes, arm detaching slightly at the end of each wave.
- 31–39s: Every transition at once: a crossfade into a spin into a blur into a push, landing on a slide that says "THANK YOU FOR WATCHING" in four different weights at once. Confetti, too much of it.

The turn (39–45s): A violet #7C5CFF cursor arrow glides in and clicks. Everything freezes, drains to grey and falls away. Silence. On a clean #FAF8F5 background, a single line in SF Pro Display medium rises softly: "Okay. Fine." Then, below it, smaller: "Claude × Layerz Canvas". Perfect spacing, perfect ease, a 1.2s hold.

Craft notes: the bad section must still be readable so the jokes land; no element in the bad section uses an easing curve; the good ending uses only one easing and one colour accent so the contrast is obvious.